Poem: I Tried Butterbur and Pie

 

I have a migraine poem for you guys today. Wrote when I was having a migraine, which isn’t that astonishing as I get them practically every day.

I Tried Butterbur and Pie

I tried ice

And everything nice.

I tried magnesium oil

And a hat of aluminum foil.

 

I tried every supplement known to man,

And an internet cure recommended by Stan.

I tried Butterbur,

Thanks for the heart murmur.

 

I mindfully meditated,

And nothing eradicated.

This migraine is here to stay,

No, I cannot come out and play.

 

Here in my cave, I’ll hide

I love you darkness, I sighed.

Covers pulled over my head,

Until this is over, I’m in bed.